I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
i want to reblog this 100 times but i’ll just do it once
so cute but heartbreaking at the same time
my life is a mix of 50% wondering if it’s too late to drink coffee and 50% wondering if it’s too early to drink alcohol.
so, apparently a LOT of people can relate to this.
SHOTS FIREDDamn that turned innocent to calling out sexism real fast
But the best thing is that it wasn’t planned, I think that’s why I love livestreams so much. There’s no editing so it’s just them.
Little Girl Plays on Gentle Giant Tibetan Mastiff ** video **
I WANT 20 AND WE WILL SLEEP IN BIG PILES AND CUDDLE AND BE HAPPY
Finally, some good advice from Cosmo
im gonna reblog this 300 times a day
Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up.
Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life got to this point and shit.
That kind of dude is fun to suck and fuck.